Steve's Barking tiger by the tail

Every time I try to watch the news keep hearing about Tiger Woods.
There are facts that I'm pretty sure about. He was in his car and backed of his driveway at a little after 2:30 AM. He hit a fire hydrant then he crashed into a tree. Those are the facts that I'm 99.9% are real, 100% because on can never be 100% sure of anything. I'm also pretty sure of the accuracy of the neighbors account of what they saw, that Tiger was on the ground making what appeared to be snoring sound with the back widow of his SUV smashed out. I'm also very sure that Mr. Woods did something that he's not very proud of and his wife wasn't too happy about because of his public statement.
Now we'll go into the fuzzy part of the story.
The first is the female who the Enquire claimed he was having an affair with. She and her lawyer were going to have a press conference that was called off. She has been denying that she had an intermit relationship with Mr. Woods. The stories that have been making the rounds is that the press conference was called because she was offered hush money from the Woods camp. Now the only way anyone would know this is the lawyer told someone which would be unethical on her part, or there's a spy in the lawyers office, or perhaps going through the trash of the lawyer, Tiger, or the woman something was found.
Now it's been said that Tiger had 1,2,3 or perhaps 30 other women ( the way these women keep popping up) and he was giving each one hush money.
I don't know how anyone would know about this hush money for the same reason I stated with woman number one.
I'm still trying to figure out why Tiger or anyone closely associated with him would give hush money ( unless he did something illegal or there a possibility that he would be sued by one of these women, though I don't see how.)the world believes that he had lovers (We liked to believe the worst in our celebrities.) and what ever he did his wife already knows about it.
Speaking of Tiger's wife, we keep hearing stories that she getting a new monetary marriage agreement. We know this because of one of the reasons I stated in women number one.
For several hours we believed that some boy was stuck in a ballon. What that has to do with anything beats me.