Steve's barking conservatively speaking banks don't work

If one would listen to those who call themselves conservatives, complaining about debt, they must not put their money in banks. Banks make money by borrowing money and lending the that money out, and they call it profit.
Now if government borrows money to invest in it's people so they can pay taxes, the sky is falling, so says Chicken Little.
Now I know that some would say that food stamps to keep people from going hungry isn't investing in people, nor unemployment insurance, or having citizens on the dole isn't investing in people, well how does one make these people good tax paying citizens if not by helping the less fortunate.
Now I see that the Republican candidate for president wants to increase Pell grants, then why did he pick a running mate who proposed a budget that cut Pell Grants. Another conservative who doesn't believe in banks.
Now one would have to be wary of the foxy loxies in this group.   

Now I presume that not everyone who happening to read this blog will understand what I'm making fun of.
I also know that it's hard to fathom that the US really doesn't have a 16 trillion dollar debt, after all it's on the books.Some things in life are just illusions.