Steve's barking the tea party wants us to be vegans

The Tea (Republican) Party wants us to be vegans.
How do I know.
Well I've been reading about this thing called sequester, and how because of of no agreement budget cuts come into being. One of the budget cuts means the department of agriculture will have to furlough meat inspectors. Without meat inspectors meat can't be shipped. Meat can't be shipped we turn into vegetarians for a week(those of us who didn't stock pile meat in the freezer).
The speaker of the house (a republican) claims that it's the presidents fault, though clearly the constitution that all monetary bills comes out of the house not the executive branch of government. Because much of the house is run by the Tea Party branch of the Republican Party, it's not a stretch to say that the Tea Party is making us become vegans for a week.
Oh do I feel the pain of the local resteraunts who may just lose some meat eating customers.