Steve’s Barking; How do I know, The President tells me so

There are no nuke in North Korea. How do I know, the President tells me so.
There are no Russians in Crimea. How do I know, the President tells me so.
There is no rise in average global temperatures. How do I know, the President tells me so.
The Russians did no hacking in the last presidential election. How do I know, the President tells me so.
America’s has interagency community doesn’t know what it’s talking about. How do I know, the President tells me so.
My President know it all, because he gets his information out of his butt, and that’s a brilliant butt. How do I, the President tells me so.