Oh damn, it’s a leap year, which means a presidential election plus congress and here in my home state they are running 🏃♂️ for the state house. Oh things are just staring up. Please 🙏🏼 give me money 💰 because pick 1 George Soros is funding my opponent and and I must defend our country against that multi billionaire socialist or you must give me money to defend against my opponent who is being funded by MEGA authoritarian billionaires. Every day I’m being bombarded by with crazy 😜 adds that complain about about their opponent and give me pablum of how they funded this or that. Now I guess some of these politicians have got funds, but if you have seen the money 💰 if you have your eyes 👀 are sharper then mine. Oh it’s only going to get worse, the general election 🗳️ is coming and the 💩 that’s going to be spread around is going to make me want to break my computer, TV, and Smart Phone 📱, never mind burning 🔥 my mail. Of cause my party 🎉 is going to insult me while begging 🙏🏼 for money 💰. My E mail box 📦 is going to have hundreds of request every hour begging 🙏🏼 for money ( funny 😄 I probably won’t get any emails asking for my vote). As I delete those E Mails I’ll probably delete something important. Soooo please 🙏🏼 please 🙏🏼 lord, have me keep my sanity during this crazy 😜 election season.
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Actually I have seen a lot of the money that pols have earmarked being put to good 👍 use.
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