Crazy me following YouTube so-called doctors, talking about what not to eat. The problem is it depends on the doctor. Each of these men and women claims that they and their colleagues are telling us non-medical personnel that pasta is bad for you. It shortens your lifespan, shortens your memory. You have to be careful of what kind of fruit you eat. This one contains too much sugar, that one messes with your kidneys or your heart. Red meat shortens your lifespan.(Some people say it lengthens your lifespan. Go figure.) Several doctors(?) on the internet say don’t eat bread.(Some say white, some say whole wheat, others say rye, while others say don’t eat bread at all.)
Ah, but it’s safe to eat fish as long as it isn’t farmed-raised, because who knows what the farmers feed their fish? Oh, you shouldn’t eat shellfish because they live in the bottom of the sea, where all the garbage goes. So it must be safe to eat fish with scales that swim freely, except they eat plastic that is thrown into the sea and that will poison your brain.
Well, it seems that at least we can eat vegetables. Oh, wait a minute, don’t farmers put pesticides on them? Surely that will poison you. What about those who claim they don’t put pesticides on their vegetables? Can you really trust big industrial farms? And who in the world can afford vegetables from local farmers who don’t use pesticides?
In conclusion, according to YouTube doctors, you can’t eat anything, therefore you have to starve to death.
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