Wire service URW reported today that Transylvania's PM was stabbed in the heart today by assailant unknown.
Picking up the wire service report stations 1234 - 2341 and 4321 put their own spin on it.
Station 1234 stated that the Prime Minister of Transylvania had killed a steak through the heart by a disgruntle citizen because there wasn't enough blood to keep everybody undead.
Station 2341 had two story spinners debate the stabbing.
Harry stated that it served the Prime Minister right after all he was a blood sucking parasite.
Tonto took the side that he had reliable sources that the Prime Minister didn't like to suck blood and in fact was a vegetarian.
Station 4321 reported that the Prime Minister had a steak through his heart and the cows of the world were going to protest by releasing methane gas into the atmosphere.
I apologize to the people of Transylvania and all the bovines in the world for being so silly.
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