I’ve been
asked how life is like after retirement. My answer is I didn’t retire from work;
I just retired from getting paid for work. Now that I don’t have a nine to five
I can devote more time to my real jobs. I’m a chauffeur, a low grade handy man,
a wife’s secretary, a male escort, a date calendar and reminder for my wife, an
ATM machine (honey I left my wallet at home) a dishwasher, a porter, my wife’s administrated
assistant,physiologist, A dying cat (family says where’s the dying cat when I sing to the
tunes on the radio), and last but not least comedian.
Why does it
take a husband and wife to screw in a light bulb? The husband to screw in the
light bulb and the wife to criticize.
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