Cows may soon turn into a endangered species.
There are those who complain about cow farts and belching putting too much methane into the air warming up the planet. Now the only way to alleviate this is no more ice cream, or any other dairy product, or for that matter eating of meat.
Cows are unfortunately a domestic animal, without our need for them they will die out because unlike the dog they make terrible pets. If we humans don’t need them predators will kill them or worse just die from the environment. They don’t have the ability to procreate in sufficient numbers.
Even that might not be enough to stop global warming. We may have to slaughter them having one last hamburger made from flesh.
*this is satire
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