Steve’s Barking; Cows, an endangered species

Cows may soon turn into a endangered species.
There are those who complain about cow farts and belching putting too much methane into the air warming up the planet. Now the only way to  alleviate this is no more ice cream, or any other dairy product, or for that matter eating of  meat.
Cows are unfortunately a domestic animal, without our need for them they will die out because unlike  the dog they make terrible pets. If we humans don’t need them predators will kill them or worse just die from the environment. They don’t have the ability to procreate in  sufficient  numbers.
Even that might not be enough to stop global warming. We may have to slaughter them having one last hamburger made from flesh.


*this is satire

Steve's barking; the Americanization of Putin

Does Putin have American politician envy. After all why is does he copy them?
How many pictures does he have that shows him with a gun.
Killing a bear with his bare hands alla Davy Crockett.
Stance against gays similar to that of the Christian Right.
Fear of the press as all president's have since Nixon. Even controlling the press as the Republican Party does with Fox News.
Undermining counties as the U.S. did in the Middle East, to appease the base, only to find out that chaos follows.
If you can think of other ways that Putin acts like an American politicians fell free to add.

Steve barking; let's have a nation jackass day

In the US we have days to honor just about everything and everybody.
Things like cup cake day and ice cream cone day.We celebrate Pit bull day and glutton eating hot frankfurters day ( this is celebrated in Coney Island in case you didn't know).
In New York we give special parades for special people, we have ( name a country) heritage parades,
We have a several gay pride parades, and ghost and a goblin parade. In San Fransico they have a S&M street faire. All I'm asking for is day to recognize the greatist majority in this country, more then straight people and gay people combined, that jackasses or as I said to the idiot who cut me off on the highway today, you A hole. An A hole is a jackass only by another name.
The thing about A holes is that the're just like werewolves  ther're normal most of the time but come at certain times of the month and the you have to be very careful of them.
Everyone knows a jackass, in fact most if not all the people we know are at one time or another are jackasses. I know for a fact I've turned into A hole many times in my life, and if your honest with yourself  you've probably been a jackass too at least once or twice, so is't it about time we gave a day for all of us. Let's hear it for National Jackass (ass hole) day.


*In this country there are straight people, gay people, bi people ans asexual people. That's how I can state more then straight people and gay people combined.

Steve's barking at how the dinosuars really died off (satire)

Every one believes that dinosaurs died off because of a giant astroyed crashed into earth.
Not true. The real reason that dinosuares died out is because of a plant called nodung.that popped up all over the plant The herbavores ate them and couldn't poop. The plant had another strange effect when the animal died his decaying body let out no gas. The carnovoures were bitten by jurasic equalent of a modern day mosquito who passed on the properties of the nodung to them.
Because the giant repiles couldn't defocate or pass wind they died by exploding and those who didn't exploded died off  because the earth got cold, for the atmospher couldn't keep the heat.
By the time this astroyed that we were all told about crashed into the earth because of this thin atmosphere that didn't let it burn up, all the dinosuares were dead.