Steve’s Barking; 35 year old man demands to let him compete in senior track and field ( satire)

 A 35 year old man Les Paul demanded to compete in a track and field event for senior 50 and up.

 Les Paul said I have Aches and pains and a bad back just like some senior citizens. Why can’t I compete?

 If trans women can compete against natural born women why can’t I compete against 50 year old men , after all I have the same aches and pains as they have?

* this story is not true, it’s just silly satire.