Steve’s Barking; Liberal states to join Canada 🇨🇦

 Psss did you hear the latest, the liberal states of Washington, Oregon, and California are going to break away from the United States 🇺🇸 . They can’t take it anymore, them damn so called conservatives are ruining it for everybody. The failure 😨 of inability to pass a national healthcare bill was the last straw, taking their queue from President Trump, instead of America taking Canada, these so called liberal states are demanding that the United States 🇺🇸 lets them join the semi socialist country of Canada. Of course the  liberal North East corridor of the United States is looking 👀 t see what those states rights central government is going to do.

Steve’s Barking; Banning of defecation 🙀

 The states of confusion and morality have decided that no one can go to the bathroom to defecate because defecating contributes to global warming. Sh** gives us Methane gas ….A major contributor to global warming…… Governors Fudd and Duffus  declared that we must stop the greenhouse affect at even n the smallest way…

Steve’s Barking; 35 year old man demands to let him compete in senior track and field ( satire)

 A 35 year old man Les Paul demanded to compete in a track and field event for senior 50 and up.

 Les Paul said I have Aches and pains and a bad back just like some senior citizens. Why can’t I compete?

 If trans women can compete against natural born women why can’t I compete against 50 year old men , after all I have the same aches and pains as they have?

* this story is not true, it’s just silly satire.

Steve’s Barking; Why can’t I have a podcast 🤷‍♂️?

 No one ☝️Wants to pay me to do a podcast.

 Perhaps 🤔 it’s my thick Bronx accent that no one can understand me?

 Perhaps 🤔 I’ll offend  too many people that they will have to throw me off the air 👎 .

 Perhaps🤔 not to many people understand my sense of humor 🤡.

 Perhaps 🤔 I’m too political 🙀.

 Why oh Why doesn’t anyone want to give me 💰money to make a fool 😝 out of myself.

 Maybe 🤷‍♂️ It because no one knows who I am.

 Maybe 🙄 it’s because no one reads📖 this blog.

 Oh I really want to say crazy 😜 stuff like all podcast people do!

 Oh why oh why can’t I get a podcast.