Steve's barking I pissed on myself

I peed on myself.
Yes when I was a baby I pissed on myself that's why I wore diapers.
Don't you just hate those teases that don't deliver what you expect, like the local news and the Huffington Post.

There are other teases that report to be news that really aren't. They are the ones that tell you half the story, generally there about some bureaucrats gone wild.
They go something like this girl stopped from selling lemonade to help buy an a wheelchair for her crippled sister because she's violating some child labor law. Of cause there are no stories of the abuses that happen because of the failure when the worker looks the other way.

I remember the stories from my fellow bureaucrats who were in the business of inspecting daycare centers, and every once in a while they would come in and find hazards such as drunk workers, no way for the children to get in case of fire and they would order the center closed immediately. They were cursed out and threatened by the parents of the children in the centers, we bureaucrats ruin everything.
The worst are bureaucrats that would look the other way and everybodys happy until tragedy strikes.