Steve's barking Santa moves to the South Pole due to climate change

This past year Santa Clause had to move to the South Pole due to the melting ice in the North Pole due to climate change. He and Mrs. Clause were afraid that his home and the heated barn that kept the Reindeer would fall into the ocean. After last year delivering the toys to all the good children of the world he took his team of Reindeer and Mrs. Clause to an abandoned weather station in the South Pole. It's so good to be on solid ground Mrs. Clause told her husband, of which Santa agreed.
Santa couldn't bring the elves's but he feared not for his advisers told him that he could outsource the making of the toys to Penguins of which there are plenty in the Antarctic. His adviser didn't realize that Penguins don't have hands limiting there use in making toys. In case anyone was wondering what the laid off elves were doing, the answer is simple, they went back to work for Santa at half the pay to gather the letter that the children of the world would be sending to Santa because it was felt that it was more expedient in privatizing the gathering and delivering of the children's wish list for Santa. Unfortunately the Elves weren't trained very well and the majority of the letters weren't delivered to Santa. This might have been a good thing because Santa had to buy all the toys from the letters he received from the children at Walmart because of the Penguins fiasco. Santa this year wasn’t tracked on radar as he was in the past because Santa's agents forgot to tell NORAD that he had moved his operation to the South Pole from the North. NORAD tracked Santa and his sleigh as a hostile. Fortunately Santa and his Reindeer come from the planet Krypton so they're faster then speeding bullets. When senator Know Nothing from the state of Obstruction found that air space was violated from the south he had a hissy fit and screamed that illegals found another way of getting into this country.
Perhaps that why there was as many presents in the stockings and under the tree this year.

There has always been a question of how Santa is paid. The answer is simple, he's paid with love and good will and everybody knows that is worth more then all the Bit coins and the gold in Fort Knox. ( Of cause if your Ran Paul you just know there is no gold in Fort Knox).